Friday, January 19, 2007

Coulibiac

From The Gourmet Cookbook:

This ultimate one-dish meal, a fabulous mosaic of salmon, rice, and minced mushrooms, is the pinnacle of Russian cuisine, perhaps best described by the court secretary in Chekhov's "The Siren": "The kulebyaka should be appetizing, shameless in its nakedness, a temptation to sin."

Layers: Pastry, breadcrumbs, rice/mushroom mixture, salmon, hardboiled eggs, rice/mushroom mixture

And then pastry


It was fabulous.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

My problem?

I go for inaccessible men.



Coming soon: Philmont, my problem part 2, and reasons I'm happy to be home

Saturday, April 22, 2006

My new obsessions

Country Dance (please note the belt buckle and cowboy boots)




Russian Literature (it's wonderful. Anna Karenina is by far my favorite book)



Chocolate ice cream from the Creamery on 9th (I don't even like chocolate ice cream! This is amazing)



The color green



And, by the way, what's up with Provo weather?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

My little town

This is a little story about two girls named Christin and Jenny. Who lived in the little town of White Rock.

THE BEGINNING

The day before our photo tour Christin informed Jenny that she was going to get ready before they left… hair, shower, the whole shebang. And so Jenny (who had been planning to show up in her sweats) woke up and actually got dressed. She grabbed her breakfast (a glass of water) and ran out the door to pick Christin up at 5:30. Here is a picture on her way out the door:

Jenny and her breakfast. Delish.

Jenny arrived at Christin's house...

...and found Christin dressed like a hobo, huddled in a blanket, eating her breakfast which consisted of red peppers. She was dressed in flip-flops, plaid pajama pants and a rugby sweatshirt. Yikes. And she was really grumpy. Jenny refrained from saying anything, just straightening her super-cute and stylish outfit before she pulled out.

They drove to a lightly populated part of White Rock and waited for the sunrise.

They waited and while they waited they climbed on the guardrail which Christin promptly fell off of, thoroughly bruising her right shin and knee. If you look closely you can see her huddled on the ground, nursing her injured limb.

Here are some more shots of Christin's pain for your enjoyment.


NOTE: This photo tour took place on May 28, 2005 and Christin still has a lump and a scar. Continuing on...

These are while they are waiting.

Jenny was the panoramic genius. Christin was still crying at that point.
So they waited and waited…look at how happy they are!

But, alas, the sun was not rising there. So they went off in search for another place to see the sun rise.

They went to Overlook Park but someone had already beat them there. It was a boy and a girl and they were sitting awfully close. Good thing Jenny and Christin don’t pick up on subtle hints. So they took pictures anyway.


Some enterprising soul made a cross out of rocks on the bottom of the canyon. It looks like it is under water but don’t worry, it’s not.

Here comes the sun!





Next Jenny and Christin decided to go and see the sights of White Rock. Here they are:

The day care center Jenny works at

The giant cactus that a girl Christin was baby-sitting fell into. Let's be honest, that was a bad day.

Jenny’s elementary school

Its bitter rival where Christin spent her formative years.

The bank. The entire bank is in the picture.

Christin’s backyard, complete with creepy stray cat.

The only elevator:

The two stoplights:

According to Jenny, the funnest (she said it, not me) street and an explanatory diagram:

The church (please note Jenny's schnozz):

Smiths:

Inside of Smiths Jenny and Christin revisited some of their guilty pleasures.

Exhibit A: Coconut popsicles. There aren't any in the picture but I did color a fake box of them. These have accurately been described as heaven on a stick. Hallelujah, amen. Jenny and Christin spent a lot of time eating these little beauties.


Exhibit B: Jenny and Christin discovered during their high school years that shoe polish + cars = fun had by all.

After seeing the sights they left White Rock and went to Los Alamos. Here are some pictures of the view:

Why, you may ask, were they going to Los Alamos? White Rock is the best. Los Alamos has just one thing that is irreplacable:

The greatest breakfast burrito place in the world.

Here are the culinary geniuses that made this experience possible:

The burrito itself:

And the life cycle of such a burrito:


I highly recommend it. It is so choice.


The end.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Update

The Culinary is dead to me. I'm going back to BYU.

Coming soon: Photo tour of my master promissary note engulfed in flames. Burn, baby, burn.

Preview:

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The Culinary Institute of America

First: My mother and I were invited to the Culinary to experience what they call "a preview weekend" and what I call "an-opportunity-to-convince-you-to-spend-your-life-savings-here weekend". Not that I objected... I had already decided to spend my life savings there and so it was just a weekend full of positive reinforcement.

THE BEGINNING

I neglected to record on memory card the real beginning to our adventure which would be the drive to Albuquerque at oh-dark-thirty. I don't remember it very clearly either and so I think that we should skip directly to our flight which, incidentally, was my very first commercial flight. This is what Cincinnati looks like from the air:

While we waited for our flight headed for NYC the news was talking an awful lot about how NY was flooding and how it was going to continue to rain for an indeterminable period of time. For that reason I took a picture of the sun right before we landed in NYC.


It's a good thing, too, since the sun didn't come out until the last day we were there. Which is why it is a really good thing that I brought these little beauties:

But I digress.

This picture represents our trip from the car rental place in Manhattan to Poughkeepsie.

I think that the only good descriptive word is harrowing. It wasn't too bad from just outside NYC to just outside Poughkeepsie but once we reached Poughkeepsie our directions failed us and we drove around aimlessly. We even asked for directions but after we followed them faithfully we found ourselves going the wrong way on a three-lane one-way road. Somehow we reached our hotel... that part is a little blurry too.

The first group activity was a presentation about the school and why students choose to go there. You know the kind: starting with soft music and a leisurely procession of pictures. Gradually the music gets louder and the pictures move faster...louder, faster, louder, faster, the mounting climax and then silence. And the school logo. We sat politely through it but really we were all thinking about the table in front of us which looked like this:

The resident cooking presenter took her place and, in the manner of a cooking show person, made creamy pumpkin risotto. It was pretty rad.

We spent the rest of the morning wandering around the (rainy) school grounds, looking around. Unfortunately we were not allowed to photograph inside the buildings or else I would have been able to show how truly ghetto the dorms are. The rest of the buildings were very nice, though, and here are some shots of the outside parts:




After our wanderings we went to lunch at one of the six school restaurants, Escoffier, which was very good, though it was all heavy food which was not so good for the middle of the day. We went from there to a class called "The Physiology of Taste". Each place was set with eight unlabeled containers... it as a really fun class. Some of the mystery substances were kind of shady.

At that point we returned to the hotel. In just a couple hours we were going to eat again and since we both felt like we never wanted to eat again we slept some to prepare ourselves for the upcoming meal. A sacrifice but a necessary one.

We ate one of the most amazing meals I have ever had at St. Andrew's Cafe and that was the point where I decided that it was worth the rain to go to that school (though I was assured many times by various people that it doesn't normally rain much). Hallelujah, amen. And here is a picture of that glorious restaurant:

That evening I started getting ready for small town life. My mother was reading a book and so I entertained myself.




The next day we spent at Millbrook Winery... my camera had some challenges part of the way through but here are some of the shots there:



Don't worry, it was still raining so you didn't miss too much. We learned a lot about the wine making process and spent some quality time in the art gallery that they have above the wine-making place.

We went back onto campus when it was sunny. The campus is right on the Hudson River.





You'll all be glad that I've finally found a place to live!

In a VAN down by the RIVER!

Some other parts of our trip:
My mother and I disagreed on how to pronounce Nyack. It turns out we were both wrong.

What exactly is technical animal fat?

The church I'll be going to.

A truck found in the parking lot of the one grocery store we found during our time there.

And we looked for a long, long time for that one. We were on the verge of asking for directions but you know where that got us last time. Oh, and they didn't have bite-sized Reeses. Which is to say that they did but they were almost impossible to find and so it is almost exactly like they didn't have any at all.

My mother and I feeling pretty good about this whole deal (and my home by the river).


Some very beautiful pictures of New York.





This one was taken where my wallet fell out of the car by the side of the road.

This isn't unusual for my wallet... it was stolen in Washington D.C. too. (By "stolen" I mean found by a really nice man who called me the next day, right before I left, and returned it). We found that it was missing about 15 minutes away from that spot when I was getting out the money for yet another toll booth. So really those toll booths turned out to be good. Though I wouldn't have had it out in the first place if it hadn't been for the toll booths.

My real home... the ghetto dorm.

How 'bout them Yankees?

New York City (and one of its 10 BILLION toll booths)


And back to New Mexico.

I'm not really too excited about the January weather. When I told people where I was from invariably they would cringe, suck air through their teeth and say, "Ooohh. You're going to have a rough winter."

THE END